But in case you don’t find the first card, or if no-one is able to crack it this year, we wanted you to know that there will be more chances. Of course it will be just as hard. Possibly even more so. But maybe next time we’ll happen to bury it within 100 miles of your house, or you’re one of the few guys on Earth with the right combination of skills to get it.

Unlike normal, mass-produced, plastic discount cards, our second Extreme Discount Card is also a priceless and un-reproducible wooden sculpture about the same size as your wallet. Hand-carved out of a single piece of Bocote Rosewood by mastercraftsman Saena Ku over the course of three months, the wood’s unique swirling grain is like a fingerprint that makes it impossible to forge.